Wednesday, September 22, 2004
ok...hehe..how long haf i not posted..?! too bust wif all the punishment and scolding and questioning...we didnt haf lessons last week...in my opinion... i tink tt a teacher should hand all jobs to discipline mistress to handle since they are given the task and onli nid to teach 5 classes onli...but a NORMAL teacher nids to teach 10 classes...so the job of a discipline mistress and teacher is different...so..i tink all teachers should teach..if they wanna discipline...just discipline dem and continue teaching...if a teacher handles discipline cases and not teach...why not promote her to discipline mistress?! and...i tink sec 1,2,3,4 and 5s and equal but i dunno why are ONLI the sec 1s being punished for tt week...dun tell mi sec 2,3,4 and 5s are perfect?! HA! anywae...i thought teachers should set good examples and not to pierce so mani earholes...not to lie..haiz...but my form teacher has 5 earholes and lied to us..she said she fell down had a wound but actually..is caused by hot water...and is excatly four drops..mayb she measure every distance and drop a drip of hot water...so zhun four dots..more accurate den the dots on a monk's head...ya..and she everydae wear until so damn sexy...making us nosebleed and cant concentrate to study * not becoz she got good figure*....oh ya..she said she will ask the class who copied homework before but she haven even asked yet...! lie again..haiz...anywae...just wish our class will get out of trouble soon...should realli pray...ya..becoz more den 10 ppl in our class haf detention...more den 10 ppl haf suspension..2 ppl got in-hse suspension and 1 kena suspended...oh ya..and 39 ppl copied answer...ya..actualli i tink our class is onli average but teacher wants to torture our class? or mayb test our class toshow the whole sku tt those teachers hu punish us are fierce and angry...and..i tink parents rox now...coz most of them scolded my teachers...haha!
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
i'm so DAMN BLODDY UNLUCKY todae...
1st thing : went to sku...helped joelle to copy homework during the first period...when ms gan came.. i accidentally said "how to copy?" and pass her the book back...so i pass the book back to joelle...my gan saw..and i lied to her tt one of the book is textbook...after asking my alot of questions...she found out tt i lied and asked mi and joelle to stand outside the class...ok..so i stand outside, thinking dis.." yeah!! no more her lesson" hu noes becum so serious...i was sitting outside on the chair of the classroom and ms gan shouted " jessica..i said stand!!" so i stood up wif joelle...tok to her..after tt..ms gan said..." joelle stand infront..jessica stand behind.." went behind...toking to lina hu was sitting behind...now..ms gan asked mi to stand outside principal office...so went down..loitering around coz i dunno where's her office...after tt went back to class..stood outside coz a cleaner like asking mi in sum language why i loitering around mah...after class...ms gan came out..damn angry to see mi dere..asked mi to stand outside general office...brought joelle sumwhere and mayb scolded her...walking around general office..saw my senior..tok to her...den joelle came..tok to her..ms gan seperated us...after a while..ms gan asked mi to fill up dis form..brought me to mr yeo room...ok...HE'S DAMN UNREASONABLE CAN?! is like wat the hell lor...i tok back he sae i agure wif him..dun answer him sae i got attitude...ask him go and die lah...cum here like scold ppl instead of discipline den go around scolding ppl and find fault in dem...ms gan asked mi to sit at the table..and i said i thought she hate mi so i was rebellious and i aso bu xi han her to like me...so rebel lor...ok..she said she liked mi and i'm a all-rounder..tok to me and i almost missed my recess..she decided to close the case...ok..sum up dis...I STOOD OUTSIDE THE CLASS FOR 2 PERIOD [1HR10MINS] OUTSIDE GENERAL OFFICE FOR 3 PERIOD [1HR45MINS] MR YEO'S OFFICE FOR 1 PEROID[35MINS] TOTAL: 3HR30MINS
after getiing my punishment..went recess..lookded for wynn...onli left like 10mins..?! haha...ok...another unlucky ting happened... mrs teo saw mi sitting wif my knee on the table...and pointed at me...put my leg down...still wif wynn...zelia..jolin..amanda...sijin..and tania... jolin didnt noe she was late..when she noe..she ran up the class..damn funni..recess suppose to end at 1025..but we 1035 den went up...mr thomson lesson...haha...he was quite angry when we were late..but lesson continue after tt...after his lesson was CME test...haha..question quite easy but dunno wat intellwatever property...after test..went for trng..did 8 sets of skipping and run around sku 1 round... haha...first 3 set do slow slow..the other 5 sets was running faster...haha...damn tired...after trng went home..met wynn...she went walk walk wif me...and she walked wif me like dunno where..after tt saw a cocnut..went to pale soccer wif it...after tt we saw dis truck..thought of putting tt coconut under the truck wheel so tt will crushed it...me and wynn was like chasing the cocnut...throwing the cocnut so mani time..but the truck still didnt get the coconut ...after a while..the cocnut lost! haha..tok to wynn...we sat down near the drain..dare her to throw a stone inside st gabs..she realli threw the rock..haha...after tt...called eve..she let her whole class seee the letter i rote to her...HATE EVE ONG YEW YI! tok to her half wae..my phone dropped into the drain...haha..picked up and continue toking..getting late..stopped toking to eve and said bye to wynn..gave her my flying kiss..she catch and put in her heart..she gave mi and i took it and put in my heart..haha...went home and used the comp..wanna sleep early todae..
Monday, September 13, 2004
ok..hmm..its mondae todae!! boring dae..haha..yesterdae went wif the badminton gals,zelia and amanda to SBH to watch ppl plae badminton...saw Ronald Susilo... Li JiaWei..LiLi and mani other players...haha... like the malaysia guy...so cute!! haha...his hair is brownish colour one...but he lost his match..got his atuograph and other plaers too..but didnt noe their name coz was following my sis..she ask hu to sign den i aso ask hu to sign lor..yupz...after the match..sit in the sku bus and went back sku...my sis wanna go heartland mall and i gotta help her fake my mum tt i haf a headache and i cum home first to rest... my maid came home from putside too..coz she went out..she bought so mani things.. TO EAT! haha...ok..i admit i am growing fatter..so i'm going trng frm now..every trng unless i am tired or sick..?! yupzz...x))) dad and mum went to buy dinner and the 'bread uncle' came to sell bread..went out to buy..saw 2 indian guy...THEY ARE THE GUYS HU CHASED MI AND MY SIS FOR HANDPHONE NUMBER! i got so freked out...they came to our hse!! ok..hope my mum wun be back soon and dey will just loiter outside FOREVER... so went i walked into my hse..i pretended tt they were not outisde and went inside my hse...look outside and saw dem again..wondering if they can just fuck off..?! didnt realli bother abt it after a while...tv nicer..getting later and didnt noe wat happen to dem coz didnt even look out of my window..went to bed and i cant sleep!! my maid watching ghost show ..I WANNA WATCH! but tmr got sku..scared cannot wake up... watch news b4 tt..saw LiLi playing the match and she won...went to sleep...
woke up first..? should ask my sis to wake up first... haiz..never mind..should pratice to be hardworking...went sku..mi and my sis brought so mani books to sku...and SHE CHEATED MY FEELINGS!! i see her box so heavy so helped her take..and my bag is aso quite heavy too...in the end..she took my box which is light..and her bag was light too... dis kinda sister aso got..ask her go eat shit ah..shit aso dun let her eat lor...reach sku..miss my frends!! haha..finally can see dem and when i saw PRISCILLA... the first ting she did was to MOLEST ME... everytime like tt one...but i cant be bothered...assembly was fun wif tt mountain-climber...KHOO SWEE CHIOW..he talk abt his experience bring a mountain climber and how he climb those mountain...he ran like 20 km..?! 3 times..?! I WANNA HIM TO BE MY SHI FU! ask him teach mi how to run so long...after the talk...went back to class...MS GAN CHANGED MY SEAT TO THE FIRST ROW JUST BECOZ I WENT TO AMANDA'S SEAT..?! wat the fuck lor...my coach just sae i grew taller and she put mi in thte front row...watever...haha..but its good sitting at the front row...i slept dere for like 15mins..ms gan didnt see mi sleeping..even if she did..she didnt sae anything...so its good...my place will be called the slacking place...my nuer still behind mi...haiz..if she caught mi sleeping and talking..hope she will move my place again...
DEAR GOD,
PLS ASK MS GAN TO CHANGE MY SEAT!
AMEN
after english was recess... went to canteen and bought the book abt khoo swee chiow...asked him to help mi sign in tt book and a poster..haha...pasted tt poster on my wall...went to pe..forgot to bring pe and didnt wan to take pe too..so i didnt haf a letter...didnt bring pe shirt and i gotta walk 4 rounds...when we walking our 3rd round.. we saw a piece of meat...DISGUSTING! yucks!gross!pui! after pe went mr thomson class...suan-ed him!! i was opening the door for the class...den i saw mr thomson...and out conversation went like dis:
mi : are we having lesson in class?
mr thomson : yes.
mi : omg! so boring...
haha..and i went into class...went to my seat...keep suaning him..so fun! halfway his lesson, toking abt heat...and we had a tok again!
mi : mr thomson, u said tt solid will expand rite..?
mr thomson : yah...
mi : den how do paper expand..?
mr thomson : ok...[blah blah blah]
and he didnt noe wat shit answer he gave..after his lesson...was history and den IPDW...before IPDW, mi amanda and wynn went toilet...3 of us shared a pass...when we were abt to go back to class..we saw ms gan! so unlucky... wynn was in deep shit...firstly, her socks were low...secondly... her findernails was not cut... thirdly...she didnt haf her name tag and tie...so unlucky...amanda would get into deep trouble if wynn didnt look for ms gan todae...i would be in deep shit if amanda didnt remind wynn to look for ms gan...IPDW NOW...so boring so boring so boring!! haiz...did work..after IPDW..wynn went to look for ms gan...we waited for ms gan for 15 mins just to hear her sae.."ok..good"..went to serangoon wif zelia and wynn...bought mashed potato!haha..wynn saw her mum's frend and her mum fred said she could recognize her by her cute face..i wanna puke ah! went home wif wynn later..took 158...didnt walked her home..veri tired to walk her home...bath..eat..use computer..*abt to sleep!*
Saturday, September 11, 2004
ah ya...how unlucky can i be..??? i posted smth and now it's gone..? ok..wanna find out hu's my jinx! stupid idoit!!!!!! ok..i totally forgot wat happen recently... holidaes are here and my shit sku just gave my class like loads of homework..slept at 1+...2+..3+ just to finish my homework lor...i gonna haf eyebags soon! ok..zelia came my hse on wed and i helped her cut her hair since she said her hair is too long and she scared got spot check...after i cut her hair..i went tuition and mr sany is pregnant! mi and eve asked him sum questions:
1) how many months? ans: 10 months
2) bog or girl? ans: no ans
3) accidental or planned? ans: god gave mi
4)got use condom? ans: (smiling away) no
5) if use wat flavour? ans: no ans
ok...frm question 1-3 is i asked...4 and 5 is eve...ok...dis shows tt i am clean minded...haha...ok...chat chat chat...eve was sick she needed sum tissue and i helped her ask mr sany...so mr sany went down to get her a roll of toilet paper..?! ya...i helpd him decorate his toilet roll...haha..he saw...but i cant be bothered...ok..finish tuition and went home..! went tuition againt he next dae...went mac first around 5 den zelia said her hair is not nice!! so went wif her to QB hse to get her hair cut...after tt...went to tuition...having test todae...maths mock test..haha...b4 the test...eve and zelia suan mi until so happi lor..dey SO DAMN BLOODY GOOD... anywae..during the test..its so quiet...the test is quite difficult aso lah..but i just anyhow do and anywae pop one answer out...ok..after a while..dunno why the whole class look at me...even ms teo..ok...after tt...sjin was like mouthing the words to me which means.." ur phone ar..?" den i checked my phone..is my phone ringing..!! THANKS EVE ARH... ok..she said she didnt noe how to do sum questions and i send her sumanswer..dis time..ms teo keep looking at me..got no chioce and said.."i sms-ing my mother"but i kept sms-ing and she asked mi to put my phone away... so sad liao..cannot send eve answer and she aso cannot send mi answer..after test..went home...fridae went for tuition...science de...eve came my hse at around 2 and den i used the com and she copy sum of my maths work...haha..after tt..went serangoon to buy enlarger and den mac and eat burger...haha...went to tuition around 0530 went starts at 0500? haha...after tuition went home again...toking wif amanda and zelia on the phone..tok until 2+ and den zelia felt tired and went to sleep..haha..mi too so we all went to sleep...*on different beds*... woke up around 11 by my son-in-law hu sms mi TWICE THE SAME meSSAGE?! tot tt my phone would rings once onli...actualli..didnt even noe its was rining until the second message den realise..and my message tone like damn long lor..so took the hp and read...sms him back and den sleep..tell him i sleeping lioa he still sms mi back..den sae i buay song...fine lah..shall be buay song wif him den...so rude to mother in law..go out kena strike by lightning better! woke up..bath..eat and den went heartland..not for tuition!! i went to cut my hair...haha...the hairstyle is the same...but it's shorter...when the person was cutting..i was tinking "walao..u cut until damn happi hor..stop cutting lah...my hair getting shorter liao...!!" she almost cut straight like a mountain tortooise lor..good ting remind her..save my hair...after cutting..she got to use dis machine to suck all the hair..not mine..the one which she cut off...and she like pulling my hair away lor...ok..she's damn rough...pull my hair like pull a bus like tt...ALL THANKS TO HER... WARNING: DUN EVER LET ANYONE IN QB HOUSE BY THE NAME OF ESTHER TO CUT UR HAIR! ok..after cutting my hair..went to bubble tea shop den lorong lew lian den home...wanted to watch "13 going on 30" but my hse no DVD...too bad..haha..so using the com now..meeting wynn at 0600 to see her crushes... outside the church...she asked mi to go to her church..but i didnt wan to ... i scared of church and my mum doesnt wan mi to go to church either*good*... ok..stopping here..i nid a rest...my hair too...haha..
Friday, September 10, 2004
haha..didnt blog for such a longgg time...haha...erm..start frm tuesdae? no...too lazy...let mi tink...thursdae..?nth to tok abt...saturdae?hmmm...aso nth to tok abt...ok den...den start frm mondae...
MONDAE - yupp...it's sku holidae...! so sian...did homework for so long...went exercising todae and yesterdae...did staircase outside maris...did around 6 todae..den jog 2 rounds and sprint the whole round...haha...went home..did my homework until like 2+?slept around 11 coz i got sku the next dae...
TUESDAE - woke up at 0919...i'm suppose to wake up at 0900 coz i got class at 10! haiz..i'm late...never mind...so i still slowly slowly do work..like tying my hair and bath...haha...eat a piece of bread and gave like one-quater to my dog?! didnt tink of it earlier..should haf gif the whole piece...den dun nid eat..haha...so was like rushing out of the hse to the bus-stop...damn it..the bus not here lor..so i look so sian waiting for the bus 62...so at 10 o'clock..it FINALLY came...ok...so i went up the bus and down at my stop...still wlaking veri slowly...until at the sku gate dere..i ran all thte way into my class..haha...wasnt THAT late...haha...i sat beside wynna nd was sweating..stupid fan..not blowing at me..blow at my paper...ah ya..so i was listening to the soh boring lesson..realli soo boring...haha...and at 1030.. lau yu ting..hannah..sarah koh and zelia came...haha...damn funni....ok...i was so disgusted by sumone actions...is realli disgusting TO ME...*rite more below*...ok .. so lesson still continue...after mrs soh lesson...is ms gan one..haha..she wore jeans den joelle[my nuer] make so much noise den ms gan wanna change her seat and she was like..."nonono...i dun make any noise ok?" haha..den i dunno wat happen liao...ms gan teaching tt time..i sit until damn funni...coz veri tired...so put my leg on the table...haha she dun mind...good teacher! haha...ok..went home and sleep until 2+...woke up..did homework...went for jogging...jog 2 rounds and went to maris outside tt brigde..near the church dere.. adn did staircase...did 10 times!! more than my sis! haha..she did 8...after tt did 1 round of sprinting...and went home..bat..eat..did homework until 2+...haha...watch tv..damn funni..wanna luff veri loud de..but stupid maid sleeping like pig...! after tt...went to sleep..
WEDNESDAE - met wynn and zelia for lunch at serangoon..went to bank my money...and went for lunch at mac...saw nigel wif don and sumone else i dunno and related to nigel de..haha..after eating...we took the same bus...wynn went home and zelia went my hse...i did my homework and she did stupid things lah....after tt..she did her dunno wat band lah..and she sae her hair is long..and i said to her.."i help u cut wan anot? i cut my sis hair b4 leh..damn nice de""huh..u cut nice anot...?" she said..haha...after tt i help her cut her hair!! ok..to mi..is nice..but she sae is damn ugly and she mei you lian jian ren...after tt...went wif wynn go walk walk and wynnc ame to my hse too! she cut zelia hair...to make it even...but to mi is no difference...yupz..and zelia and mi sat in my car to heartland and wynn went home...waited wif zelia for her bus..went down and she came wif me...she drinking soft drink..cannot go to the bus!! haha...ok..went to the other bus-stop to mit eve..and zelia followed mi and took 113...after 1 min...eve came down frm 101..haha...and we went to cold storage to buy drinks and mini toons and buy sweets..ya...den went up to class...so ealy..first time...listening to disc man..ok..mr sany came...boring lesson..he's pregnant...10 months...and he didnt use condom...and is...god gave him de..haha...ok..ya..after class went home and eat ...did homework until 3+!! watch tv too...yi bian watch tv yi bian do homework...
THURSDAE - woke up at 1+...went tuition at 5...begged my mum to let mi go to mac at 5 under dis condition : go lorong lew lian and buy sum black bees and newspaper...chatting wif zelia and wynn too...yi bian walk yi bian tok...after buying..went home..my mum gave mi the change[$4+]...went to help my maid in the kitchen..took pic wif the fish tt is abt to be fried...haha..and i got a fishy smell! haha..after tt went tuition...zelia came..went to QB house and she went to cut her hair...the person took 15mins to cut instead of 10mins...cheat money one!! went back to mac and den to mavis room 3...went to buy dunno wat lah and den bubble tea...went to class...listen disc man and ms teo came..we sit far away apart and i forught wif eve..see hu should stand up and move nad i won!! she move away..she suan mi b4 tt..CLEVER EVE ONG YEW YI! and the test started...quite difficult...ok..dis part is real funni...i was listening to my disc man and doing the test...dunno y...the whole class like looking at me..including ms teo too...den sijin mouth the words to me and she said dis.." izit ur phone?" and i was like checking my phone and is my phone ringing!! haha..eve message mi abt the questions..and i reply back..smiling to mysef abt how i malu mysef...haha..and den ms teo was like.."jessica...put ur phone away.."and i was like.."i sms-ing my mum.."haha..and after the test..i went home...ok...end..
MESSAGE TO A DISGUSTING FREAK IN 1c1 - watever u do make mi so disgusted..yucks!! worse den my cute joelle!! go look at ursef in the mirror lah...go everywhere seudce guy...ok..i got nth to sae but u r realli disgusting..u les or straight? one time see u kissing gall...another time time see u hugging a guy..u despo freak lor...yucks yucks yucks...when dere's a "most disgusting freak" compeitition...i surely vote for u..u will be the champion...DISGUSTING FREAK!
haha..didnt blog for such a longgg time...haha...erm..start frm tuesdae? no...too lazy...let mi tink...thursdae..?nth to tok abt...saturdae?hmmm...aso nth to tok abt...ok den...den start frm mondae...
MONDAE - yupp...it's sku holidae...! so sian...did homework for so long...went exercising todae and yesterdae...did staircase outside maris...did around 6 todae..den jog 2 rounds and sprint the whole round...haha...went home..did my homework until like 2+?slept around 11 coz i got sku the next dae...
TUESDAE - woke up at 0919...i'm suppose to wake up at 0900 coz i got class at 10! haiz..i'm late...never mind...so i still slowly slowly do work..like tying my hair and bath...haha...eat a piece of bread and gave like one-quater to my dog?! didnt tink of it earlier..should haf gif the whole piece...den dun nid eat..haha...so was like rushing out of the hse to the bus-stop...damn it..the bus not here lor..so i look so sian waiting for the bus 62...so at 10 o'clock..it FINALLY came...ok...so i went up the bus and down at my stop...still wlaking veri slowly...until at the sku gate dere..i ran all thte way into my class..haha...wasnt THAT late...haha...i sat
